February 2012
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So I get a text from my girlfriend
“Walked into my dark bedroom and my frog shaped humidified scared me so bad I almost screamed. Instead I gasped loudly, recoiled in horror and grabbed at the wall for protection… Not my finest moment.”
THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is what she saw.
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A test on mensa.org →
This was hard as fuck. I got a 23 and cheated on one. I am terrible with numbers and take tests hastily.
For serious. Take this and don’t cheat.
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VIDEO: MaLLy & The Sundance Kid - "Once We're...
minneapolisfuckingrocks:
[LOCAL]
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“I just put a cake in the oven. It has custard mix, sour cream, and dark...”
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“The day I found out my lovely lady friend hates Nicholas Cage as much as I do is...”
– This is after I found out we have the same name, love whiskey, books and delta blues.
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SEGOVIA
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“Me: “I cannot believe they’d consider her…” Jenny:...”
– In discussion about Taylor Swift being Eponine
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gunstache
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“Kelly Bacon”
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Surprise, Christian Conservatives!
You have more in common with the Taliban than you do with the founding fathers!
Not a big OF guy
but I fucks with Earl Sweatshirt and Frank Ocean
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dessert
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worst part about owning a truck - HEY BRO I HERD U...
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best part about owning a truck
routine maintenance is DIY. I’m changing my oil right now. While I type this.
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So here's this thing... →
I almost got shot for this cocksucker and I still donated
Goddammit I want to play Majora’s Mask
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The soundtrack
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